Was ich der Welt mitzuteilen gedenke

Ich hab grade nochmal für Jan im Code vom alten Software-Praktikum geblättert und bin dabei auf die Startmeldungen im Splash-Screen gefunden. Die wollte ich jetzt nicht vorenthalten. 

Hach, die gute alte Zeit. War doch manchmal ganz schön in KL.

 
private ArrayList getSplashScreenMessages() {

ArrayList messages = new ArrayList();

messages.add("Initializing Epileptic Light System");
messages.add("Loading Chief Design");
messages.add("Loading kernel ");
messages.add("kernel exited with signal -1");
messages.add("Restarting kernel ");
messages.add("kernel exited again ");
messages.add("Giving up ");
messages.add("Calling Peter for help ");
messages.add("Include swpg01 System ");
messages.add("Loading Logging Framework ");
messages.add("Loading PSS-Subsystem ");
messages.add("Initializing Binary Decision Trees ");
messages.add("Loading 3D Engine ");
messages.add("Loading Dolby-Surround-Soundsystem ");
messages.add("Initializing Force-Feedback ");
messages.add("Initializing WSDL Service ");
messages.add("Initializing Workflow Engine ");
messages.add("Loading AspectJ ");
messages.add("Playing a round of Buzzword Bingo ");
messages.add("I won, you lose ");
messages.add("Initializing Credit Card Subsystem ");
messages.add("Please enter your PIN and 2 valid TANs now ");
messages.add("Charging your Credit Card ");
messages.add("Blowing up Gentleware Systems ");
messages.add("Removing MP3 Folder ");
messages.add("Formatting C: ");
messages.add("Checking wether you are using a frickel-os ");
messages.add("Uninstalling Acrobat Reader ");
messages.add("Starting Trojan Horse ");
messages.add("Starting Garbage Collector ");
messages.add("Found Garbage. Removing Dangeling-Else-Man ");
messages.add("Checking your movie collection ");
messages.add("Uploading your porn movies ");
messages.add("Starting zaehleZchn() ");
messages.add("Starting Path Coverage Test");
messages.add("Estimated Time : 1.25345e235348905 yy");
messages.add("Evaluating Poseidon startup routines ");
messages.add("Starting Monopoly mode ");
messages.add("Initialising SOA");
messages.add("Deleting SOA");
messages.add("Initialising WOA");
messages.add("Performing Gap Analysis ");
messages.add("Initializing Monte-Carlo algorithms ");
messages.add("Loading GOTS, COTZ, MOTS components ");
messages.add("Calculating ROI and Key Performance Indicator ");
messages.add("Sending an email to BREUEL@harvard ");
messages.add("Preparing Coffee ");
messages.add("Unloading Davis-Putman algorithms. ");
messages.add("Für unser APM-Seminar erhalten PMI-PMPs ab sofort 33,5 PDUs.");
messages.add("Initialising Frogpad");
messages.add("Please type from pinky to thumb");
messages.add("Neue Sicherheitslücke in PHP gefunden");
messages.add("Starting CORBA");
return messages;
}